A gigantic ton of JONAS BROTHERS NEWS!!!

So, big thanks to the Jonas Brothers for posting a MySpace bulletin with a link to this CosmoGirl blog all about them...

CosmoGirl Interview with the Jonas Brothers

So basically, Kevin likes girls who dress up and don't wear pajamas to school, and Joe thinks his singing on "Australia" is all that. And Nick would play "Hello Beautiful" to impress a girl, which shows that he is wise beyond his years and knows WAY more about girls than his older brothers do.

CG! talks to performers at Arthur Ashe Kids Day, including JB
(EDIT:This video kinda sucks. Read my commentary/highlights to see if you'll like it.)

And they got the awesome clip of Kevin spinning around while playing the guitar taht I failed to get at their concert. I love it when he does that... And wtf is up with stars tattooed/drawn on your arms and legs? One of Karmina has one on her arm, and some kids at school have been drawing those all over themselves. Wonder if there's a connection... Love Keke Palmer's shirt. Those shirts are adorable, though not quite worth 20 bucks... Haha, everyone wants to challenge Venus & Serena to a tennis match... Okay, scratch that, JB were hardly in it at all. What a rip-off.

Good news from the CG blog, in case you didn't read it the second you saw the link:

""S.O.S" was the number one song on iTunes, beating every single song from High School Musical 2! Uh-oh, do Zac and Corbin need to watch their backs?"

Yes, yes they do.

Um, I feel like I had more news... Let's see... "S.O.S" is on a bunch of Top 40 stations now, totally robbing "Hold On" of its opportunity to blow everyone away, in my opinion. I know SOS is catchier, but I think the lyrics suck. The chorus is just a mash of cliches Nick threw together in 15 minutes when he was pissed. It's a quite good mash of cliches, considering he did it in 15 minutes when he was pissed, but still, you can't deny what it is.

And besides, "That's Just the Way We Roll" and "Just Friends" are so all-pwning, they put the singles to shame.

Check the music player on JB's MySpace for their phone number. I haven't called yet, but, you know, I might...

According to Disney Adventures (new October issue), a *deluxe edition* of JB's CD, entitled Bonus Jonas (they really can't get enough of that phrase, can they?) is coming out October 23rd. Those Disney bitches. We are not buying a JB CD for our freakin' dog, though it was bcute of you guys to ask.

I sincerely hope and doubt that it will be a deluxe of their debut album, It's About Time, but it would be really nice if it was. I own that CD, but obviously somebody doesn't, since it's going for $75 used on Amazon.

So, big live JB chat's down. I was in there about 45 minutes before it went down. And killed my Firefox 3 times. Thank Blogger for automatically saving drafts. I love JB for trying to hold a chat with fans, but really, that failed. Maybe if they'd made it a forum-style thing instead of a live chat. Live chats *always* get crazy like that...

I would've asked them about songwriting tips cuz, you know, it's all I could think of. But I'd really like to know more about their deluxe edition (which I'm sure I'll find out soon) and what they were thinking when they wrote "Hollywood". Especially if they mean Hollywood Records when they say Hollywood in the song, which would mean it's bashing their old label. I used to think it was telling Disney not to push them around, but now I'm thinking it's about Columbia. I wouldn't think Disney would normally allow such a rebellious music-industry-sucks type of song, but I guess they allow more creative freedom than I give them credit for. (Even though they reportedly didn't let the song "Move On" be on the CD because parents thought it was too mean.)

Oh, and sounds like JB definitely has more than a cameo but not quite a starring role in Camp Rock, and J.O.N.A.S. has not been picked up yet, but really, would Disney do this much grooming for some kids that are only musicians?

And Entertainment Weekly finally reviewed JB's sophomore, but you'll have to pick up the magazine since it's not on EW's website.

So, I think that's about all the JB news the world can handle for one day. Only 15 minutes left of potential chat time... Somebody's fans are gonna be pissed... See ya! ;)