Sunday, September 9, 2007

That's Hot

If you are ever bored or need cheering up, google "Paris Hilton's dog". There is some pretty hilarious dirt on Tinkerbell & the gang.

Oh, and why not start your search with this USA Today (yeah, a real newspaper... weird...) article here?



This is Hendrix. Sad, isn't it?

(Pic from the USA Today article, I am not stealing! x3)

...AND you absolutely must read the free excerpt from The Tinkerbell Hilton Diaries on Amazon. Click here, then click on the picture of the book where it say Search Inside. It's really a pretty funny book. If it weren't $4 shipping on all the $3.50 copies, I'd buy it. I may buy it anyways. Or at least put it on my Christmas list. As D. Parker said in his/her (which is it, D?!?) review, it's the "perfect stocking stuffer for the criminally cynical"!

Oh, and while you're checking out Paris-themed books on Amazon, be sure to look at her diary! ...Well, actually, it's your diary for you to write in, but Paris provides some hilarious quotes ("People who don't like pink just aren't very colorful,") and questions for you to answer! And even if you're not interested in getting it, you have to read the rants in the Customer Reviews. I personally found the 14 year-old who's filled up 25 diaries in the past 5 years quite amusing. She really doesn't get the point.

Then read reviews from the kids who love it and are just like "Fuck off, I'm a princess like Paris! :P" I really like those kids :)

EDIT: 9/10/07 Just another fun (if gory) "story" about Tinkerbell. Gosh, who knew rich people's dogs were so entertaining?

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